Turn your “it’ll do” web copy into your most valuable sales asset
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Your website copy? Still mid-metamorphosis.🐛
You’re definitely not in the “burn it all down to make digital compost” phase—
you're freaking proud of your offers!
✖️But your inner poet scuttles away into a little mouse hole the second you try to write marketing copy.
✖️You wrote your own website (go you!!!) But something about the messaging still isn’t bringing in the leads.
✖️And watched the YouTube videos. And downloaded the freebies. But actually implementing them keeps sliding to “next week” in your Google Calendar.
And every day that your website doesn’t reflect how COOL your offers actually are…
What you actually need...
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“I feel proud of my website now and actually happy to direct people to it.”
I feel like it attracts the right kind of people, as it's captured what I do and my 'voice' so well. I've been getting sign-ups to my freebies, so I'm growing my email list.
- Lana Phillips, Naturopath
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It's time to step into your
A 9-day website copy audit & implementation container for neurodivergent creatives who want their DIY website to finally convert.
Here's what we'll get done together
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Secure 1 of 6 40% off spots!
3 x key sections of your website rewritten to make sure they’re clear, compelling, and client-ready.
Sections can live on a single page or across multiple pages—your choice.
$444 CAD $288
1 x video review
1 x Google Doc summarizing the specific copy improvements
1 x 60-minute copy review call to go over suggestions & any questions you may have
1 x additional round of feedback once you implement
On-demand email and voice note support during 3 of the 5 days you implement your first round of changes
$555 CAD $333 CAD
2 x weeks of ad-hoc email support
Includes a 30-min review call and 1 round of revisions
“I honestly don’t know how you did it—it just clicked. ”
From our very first conversation, I felt totally at ease. You asked all the right questions to get to know me and my voice, and even though I felt a little all over the place trying to explain everything, you somehow managed to take it all in and turn it into something that felt so true to who I am. I honestly don’t know how you did it, it just clicked!
- Shannon Boyd, Photographer
...and the second half of your copy cocoon!🫡
Why trust me to lead you through your copy metamorphosis?🐛
Poetry, environmental essays, food blogs—chances are, I have been spotted writing it while nibbling on a little snack at the local greenery! While most of my poetry lives in abandoned notebooks, my clients’ work lives online, shaping perception, image, and moving people to take ACTION every day.
I’ll help you pick the right words, cadence, and style to shine in a world of basic business templates and apocalyptic bro-ery. By the time you emerge from your cocoon, your brand will honor your world-changing work (and make sure you get paid for it!)
Like you, I’m bored of soulless AI copy and profit-driven corporations. And the only way to build a better world is by making sure every small business and creator has their copy dialed the F in! I’m here to make sure you don’t have to max out your credit card to make it happen.
Say less. I'm in!
Pick your Copy Audit call date, which will be the midpoint of our journey together. Upon booking, you’ll also submit your draft. This gives me time to dive into your website world and start spotting the cobwebs.
I’ll immerse myself in your copy, making detailed notes on where improvements can be made and why. This might include tweaks to headlines, clarifying benefits, adjusting word choice, or improving flow so your messaging truly shines.
You’ll receive a Google Doc with my notes, plus a video walkthrough showing exactly which tweaks to implement and why.
We go line by line through your copy, answer your questions, and make a clear plan for implementing changes.
You’ll set aside at least 5 uninterrupted hours to make your changes.
You'll also have round-the-clock access to me during these three days, via voice notes, messages, and emails for guidance, cheerleading, or affirmation! You’ll send me the revised changes by the end of Day 7.
Once you’ve asked me all the questions you can think of, you’ll continue making changes on your own for another 2 days.
I review your edits and provide you with any finishing nuggets so your copy emerges polished and looking like THAT GIRL.
After your 9 days, you can choose to get 1 page fully rewritten by me, plus an optional 30-min review call to walk through the rewrite and show you how to apply its structure and tone to the rest of your site.
Secure 1 of 6 founder pricing spots
The Copy Cocoon is perfect for you if you're a:
Creative who values a collaborative process and wants to start seeing more inquiries in their inbox
It's probably not for you if...
You just want someone to write your site for you, in which case, you should check out my done-for-you Services Here.
You don't have a draft of your web copy to review, or a very clear idea of your offers
You prefer to write your site on your time without deadlines or accountability
Natural-born writer who doesn’t know how to speak “marketing”, but wants their words to sell without losing their voice
Business owner who procrastinates and craves structure to finally finish their website
Witchy weirdo who wants to improve their website without paying 4-5 figures
That's me! Sign me up!
"But I'm a tornado person! What if I struggle to write good copy, even with your feedback?"
It's been incredibly difficult to write marketing things in the past, so why would it be easier now?
I hear you <3.
You won’t be writing from the void. You’ll be writing from a very specific prompt or guideline, which narrows down the possibilities.
Plus, you get a second round of feedback tPLUS 2 weeks of email support post-Cocoon to refine your copy and hone your unique “marketing voice”.
Sure, you could. But if you're like me, you could also put it off for infinity!
The Copy Cocoon schedule is designed to give you structure, accountability, and momentum so your copy gets polished while the energy is still fresh. By the end, you’ll have a refreshed, publishable website ready to sparkle.
Secure 1 of 6 founder pricing (40% off) spots
The truth is...you don’t need someone to write your copy for you to get sexy, aligned inquiries in your inbox.
With Copy Cocoon, you get the same laser focus I offer in my done-for-you services, but in a hands-on, done-with-you format.
(but creating a supportive container sure helps!)
Secure 1 of 6 founder pricing spots
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Connect to your brand's energy
Align your offer positioning with your audience’s needs
Receive detailed feedback
Lne-by-line notes, video walkthroughs, and actionable examples
Implement with support
3 days of on-demand email, messaging, & voice note guidance via Telegram
Reach a clear finish mark
Polish your copy (and publish your site) in under 2 weeks.
Emerge with sass & sales potential
Flutter out from the forest with client-magnet website copy.
How are the copy suggestions and video walkthrough delivered?
Your video walkthrough will be delivered via Google Videos (downloadable as an MP4), and your written feedback will be shared in a Google Doc. If your copy is already published, most of the feedback will be provided via video, with a Google Doc summary of changes to prioritize. If your copy is still in Google Doc draft mode, the majority of the feedback will be left as comments and suggestions within the document.
What if I am unable to implement all of the copy suggestions during the five days inside the Cocoon?
Life is always life-ing, isn’t she? I believe in offering everyone grace and compassion, so if we need to reschedule your 5-day implementation period or your 3 days of voice note support, I’m happy to do so within a reasonable timeframe.
The intention is to give you a focused container and clear end goal, not pile on to any existing stressors.
Plus, you’ll still have 2 weeks of email support after the 9-day Cocoon.
If I get the 1-page rewrite add-on, could you deliver it before the Copy Cocoon call, so that I can use it as a reference for my implementation sprint?
It’s important for me to connect with you in real-time before making any big changes to your copy.
Before rewriting anything for you, I want to hear how you talk about your work and your thoughts about my suggestions. Then I go in, do my thing, and we’ll walk through it together on your additional review call.
Can you review a sales page as part of my Copy Cocoon?
Yes! Because a sales page is more copy-dense, it would be the only page included in your Cocoon.
If you’d like a full 5-page site plus a sales page, you can add a sales page review for $444 CAD.
Does my copy need to be published on a website for you to review it?
Nope! I’m happy to review your Google Doc, MS Word doc, or a preview page on your website if nothing’s live yet.
If your copy lives in a Google Doc, I can leave feedback directly in the document so everything stays in one place.
What if my offer isn’t fully ready yet? Can the Copy Cocoon help me flesh it out?
The Copy Cocoon works best when your offers have already shown positive results, but your messaging isn’t doing them justice yet.
If you’re still shaping your offer itself, I’d recommend refining that first so we can make the most of our time together.
Do you offer payment plans?
Because of the nature of this service, Copy Cocoon is pay-in-full. Once you book your call date and submit your questionnaire, I begin reviewing your copy right away, so by the time we meet, most of the behind-the-scenes work is already done.
Can you provide feedback on my AI copy draft?
No. Using AI in any part of your brand messaging or web copy dilutes your voice and message, and I am not interested in interacting with AI copy in any form. If you pay and submit AI copy for me to review, I will cancel your call, and no refund will be provided. There is no space for robots in the Cocoon!
What if I get overwhelmed with the feedback and decide that I just want someone to write my copy for me?!
Totally valid! If you decide you’d rather have me write it for you, you can apply your full Copy Cocoon investment toward my done-for-you Full (Moon) Web Copy package.
How many pages of copy can I get feedback on inside the Copy Cocoon?
Your Copy Cocoon includes up to three main pages (Home, Services, About, Product), plus up to two low-lift pages (Contact, Resources, Portfolio, Shop, etc.).
Or, a 1-page site with all of these sections combined into a scrollable layout.
Or, a sales page.